Son finds out his parents are divorced via Facebook status. Reminds me of the time I found out my ex-wife was cheating on me by surfing adult websites….

Did you check out American Idol last night? Well this 62 year old man tried to showcase his talent with his own unique song called “Pants On the Ground.” The clip above is a remix of the soon to be chart-topping hit…

Uhhh ya, so don’t complain about your job on Facebook if your boss is a friend on your page. What a douche. The boss is hilarious…”That ‘Shit Stuff’ is called your job.”

Somebody, Anybody, Hurry…Find the Potato Bags Quick!

This woman decided to post up the off-the-wall comments her husband makes while he is sleeping. I’m glad my wife doesn’t ‘tweet’ what I say in my sleep, it may piss-off a few people.

http://twitter.com/SleepTalkinMan

I like at the end of the ad when he says “please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.” How many people have experience in breaking little kids’ hearts by pretending to loose their dog? LOL…Great Pay though. I’d do it to get paid $500 for two hours worth of work!

There are a few different versions of this one going around on the Internet right now, but this is supposed to be the original one by Ewan Parry (a.k.a liquidcow) of the band Talanas. Shout out to Fabian Santoyo who first shared this with us!

I think I’m gonna send her an email.  If she asks me for money, I’m gonna wire her whatever she wants without question!!!  I mean, SHE’S THE PERFECT WOMAN!  My ex girlfriend had plenty of “FEMALETRAITS 1″, but she seriously lacked in the “FEMALETRAITS 2″ and “FEMALETRAITS 3″ department so I had to break up with her.