what? what?  It’s got windows? and…. HOT WATER?  awww snap son I’m callin’ him tomorrow!

Now that’s a “Priceless” Valentine’s Day gift. Let’s give this guy a “hand” for his sense of humor. No, wait. He doesn’t need any applause, he’s already got The Clap.

Well, do you think that was a fair trade? I don’t know, stuff crust supreme pizza is pretty good.

O man, what a way to break-up. Lisa got ‘Dumped’ for taking one too many ‘HUGE dumps’ without flushing!

What a nice way to find a surrogate father. Actually this woman is trying to find another man who looks similar to her husband to knock her up.

What a loyal Woman…she would do anything so her man could keep his pride.

Who wouldn’t want a wife like this?

What a thoughtful gift…I wonder how many times that guy has done that before and actually gotten away with someone else paying his parking ticket?