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I knew that puppies could not be trusted. I swear they are secretly planning to take over the world. KILL ALL PUPPIES! Woah dang man, free extra espresso shot month here at the coffee shop is really taking it’s toll on this writer.

In honor of my own mother just joining facebook yesterday, I present you with this hilarious facebook status.

I don’t really care for cat’s, but this video has its’  funny moments. I personally think that dogs are much more lovable and funny, but the creator of this did a good job in showing the humorous side of kitties.

Well folks, the site has reached the point where my (very religious) family, and employers from my “day job” are visiting the site.  I have decided to mark the momentous occasion by posting this very impure, indecent, lewd, pornographic, unclean, unethical,  (yes folks, i looked up “immoral” on a thesaurus), craigslist ad.    Just because i’m so badassedly-hardcore like that.    But dude, that shit is funny!

what? what?  It’s got windows? and…. HOT WATER?  awww snap son I’m callin’ him tomorrow!

Now that’s a “Priceless” Valentine’s Day gift. Let’s give this guy a “hand” for his sense of humor. No, wait. He doesn’t need any applause, he’s already got The Clap.

Well, do you think that was a fair trade? I don’t know, stuff crust supreme pizza is pretty good.