I can’t, for the life of me, figure out what was going through this morons head when they posted this.

Personally, I think it would’ve kicked ass if they’d successfully pulled it off! But alas, they were arrested

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I knew that puppies could not be trusted. I swear they are secretly planning to take over the world. KILL ALL PUPPIES! Woah dang man, free extra espresso shot month here at the coffee shop is really taking it’s toll on this writer.

Well folks, the site has reached the point where my (very religious) family, and employers from my “day job” are visiting the site.  I have decided to mark the momentous occasion by posting this very impure, indecent, lewd, pornographic, unclean, unethical,  (yes folks, i looked up “immoral” on a thesaurus), craigslist ad.    Just because i’m so badassedly-hardcore like that.    But dude, that shit is funny!

what? what?  It’s got windows? and…. HOT WATER?  awww snap son I’m callin’ him tomorrow!

What a nice way to find a surrogate father. Actually this woman is trying to find another man who looks similar to her husband to knock her up.

What a loyal Woman…she would do anything so her man could keep his pride.

Who wouldn’t want a wife like this?

What a thoughtful gift…I wonder how many times that guy has done that before and actually gotten away with someone else paying his parking ticket?