“But wait! There’s MORE!” Who would want to pass up a perfectly good left-over, $12 pizza from a stranger on Craigslist? Count me in!

OK, I’ve seen some weird fetishes, but this one is new to me. Swirly Sex with Hall & Oates + Highway To The Danger Zone?! If you haven’t heard the song, you can find the youtube video here.  I love his last line most of all!

Please no rookie doctors, I’m trying to find a reputable doctor to do my vasectomy pro-bono via Craigslist. I’ve actually got to admire this guy because at least he is trying to do the right thing and his pitch even makes sense…though his method of locating a ‘volunteer’ is a little questionable. I wish him much luck as his balls are on the line here – seriously.

“Hey dude, remember that time when we got REALLY high and bought like, 1500 ladybugs on amazon.com?  That was like, SWEET!”

Reminds me of the time I got so high that I ate a taco from taco bell without unwrapping it.  mmmm, paper good.

I like at the end of the ad when he says “please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.” How many people have experience in breaking little kids’ hearts by pretending to loose their dog? LOL…Great Pay though. I’d do it to get paid $500 for two hours worth of work!

I think I’m gonna send her an email.  If she asks me for money, I’m gonna wire her whatever she wants without question!!!  I mean, SHE’S THE PERFECT WOMAN!  My ex girlfriend had plenty of “FEMALETRAITS 1″, but she seriously lacked in the “FEMALETRAITS 2″ and “FEMALETRAITS 3″ department so I had to break up with her.

“So ya, my first time having sex was with a woman my Mom found for me on craigslist…. we got all “freaky – nawty” and then afterwards MY MOM had sex with her!”  This is just wrong on SO MANY levels.