This girl just keeps digging herself a deeper hole…  Serve that bitch up a plate of WTF SPELLING SAUCE with a side of NUNCHUCK MAYO!  Ok that made very little sense whatsoever but dammit it’s my site I’ll do what I want!  I’ll just blame it on low blood sugar yeah that’s it…

Well folks, I started a new job the other day, and have already made the entire office EXTREMELY PARANOID after finding a coworker’s facebook account left open, and having a little fun….

yup, that’s me, the unblurred guy.  Damn I’m SEXAH’!

it was SO WORTH IT!

In honor of my own mother just joining facebook yesterday, I present you with this hilarious facebook status.

Now that’s a “Priceless” Valentine’s Day gift. Let’s give this guy a “hand” for his sense of humor. No, wait. He doesn’t need any applause, he’s already got The Clap.

Well, do you think that was a fair trade? I don’t know, stuff crust supreme pizza is pretty good.

O man, what a way to break-up. Lisa got ‘Dumped’ for taking one too many ‘HUGE dumps’ without flushing!

Ha, That’s what he gets for doing those stupid Facebook Apps.