Whenever I’m having a bad day, I just think about how high of a level I got in Mafia Wars and it makes everything better….ROFL

This sorry dude hasn’t even kissed a girl in a year. His friend believes it may have something to do with the fact that his Facebook Profile picture is a Pokemon character… I think his friend is on to something here.

Son finds out his parents are divorced via Facebook status. Reminds me of the time I found out my ex-wife was cheating on me by surfing adult websites….

Uhhh ya, so don’t complain about your job on Facebook if your boss is a friend on your page. What a douche. The boss is hilarious…”That ‘Shit Stuff’ is called your job.”

Great analogy…you really can’t argue with that logic.

It looks like Steve is thrilled about becoming a Dad!

Should She? Well, that all depends on what he’s repairing. Actually you may want to make sure that the guy fixes what he’s there for first and then let him go to the next house stoned.