Well I was looking through the site and noticed that there seemed to be a shortage of posts on twitter. Ok I lied, I didn’t look through the site I’m just guessing. But hey, IT’S MY WEBSITE CAN DO WHAT THE F!$! I WANT! Whew, sorry for that temper tantrum folks. Anywho, this totally groovy site I discovered has a page containing some entertaining quotes and hey, if you’re on this site then you MUST have some time on your hands!

More random funny one liners from twitter. Dammit man, I have no wise ass and/or thing to say about this particular post. But I do like breakfast tacos. Relevant? Definitely not. But dammit, YOU F!@#$!G THANK ME FOR LETTING YOU INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE!

Somebody, Anybody, Hurry…Find the Potato Bags Quick!

This woman decided to post up the off-the-wall comments her husband makes while he is sleeping. I’m glad my wife doesn’t ‘tweet’ what I say in my sleep, it may piss-off a few people.

http://twitter.com/SleepTalkinMan

This 29 year old guy moved back in with his parents and decided to start a Twitter account to publish the witty and off-the-wall comments that his 73 year old says from time-to-time. Titled “S**t My Dad Says” is simply hilarious.  Read a few ‘Tweets’ and you’ll see why they’ve gained such a huge following so quick.

http://twitter.com/s***mydadsays