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		<title>Funny Quotes From Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 May 2010 00:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
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Well I was looking through the site and noticed that there seemed to be a shortage of posts on twitter.  Ok I lied, I didn&#8217;t look through the site I&#8217;m just guessing.  But hey, IT&#8217;S MY WEBSITE CAN DO WHAT THE F!$! I WANT!   Whew, sorry for that temper tantrum folks. [...]]]></description>
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<p>Well I was looking through the site and noticed that there seemed to be a shortage of posts on twitter.  Ok I lied, I didn&#8217;t look through the site I&#8217;m just guessing.  But hey, IT&#8217;S MY WEBSITE CAN DO WHAT THE F!$! I WANT!   Whew, sorry for that temper tantrum folks.  Anywho, this <del datetime="2010-04-20T18:02:49+00:00">totally groovy </del>site I discovered has a page containing some entertaining quotes and hey, if you&#8217;re on this site then you MUST have some time on your hands!   </p>
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		<title>Funny One Liners from Twitter</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyfacebookpages.com/2010/04/28/funny-one-liners-from-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 16:32:08 +0000</pubDate>
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More random funny one liners from twitter.  Dammit man, I have no wise ass and/or thing to say about this particular post.  But I do like breakfast tacos.  Relevant? Definitely not.  But dammit, YOU F!@#$!G THANK ME FOR LETTING YOU INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE! 
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<p>More random funny one liners from twitter.  Dammit man, I have no wise ass and/or thing to say about this particular post.  But I do like breakfast tacos.  Relevant? Definitely not.  But dammit, YOU F!@#$!G THANK ME FOR LETTING YOU INTO MY PERSONAL LIFE! </p>
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		<title>Sleep Talking Twitter Man</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyfacebookpages.com/2010/01/14/sleep-talking-twitter-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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Somebody, Anybody, Hurry&#8230;Find the Potato Bags Quick!
This woman decided to post up the off-the-wall comments her husband makes while he is sleeping. I&#8217;m glad my wife doesn&#8217;t &#8216;tweet&#8217; what I say in my sleep, it may piss-off a few people.
http://twitter.com/SleepTalkinMan
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<p>Somebody, Anybody, Hurry&#8230;Find the Potato Bags Quick!</p>
<p>This woman decided to post up the off-the-wall comments her husband makes while he is sleeping. I&#8217;m glad my wife doesn&#8217;t &#8216;tweet&#8217; what I say in my sleep, it may piss-off a few people.</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/SleepTalkinMan" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/SleepTalkinMan</a></p>
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		<title>Twitter &#8216;S*** My Dad Says&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyfacebookpages.com/2010/01/03/twitter-s-my-dad-says/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 03:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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This 29 year old guy moved back in with his parents and decided to start a Twitter account to publish the witty and off-the-wall comments that his 73 year old says from time-to-time. Titled &#8220;S**t My Dad Says&#8221; is simply hilarious.  Read a few &#8216;Tweets&#8217; and you&#8217;ll see why they&#8217;ve gained such a huge following [...]]]></description>
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<p>This 29 year old guy moved back in with his parents and decided to start a Twitter account to publish the witty and off-the-wall comments that his 73 year old says from time-to-time. Titled &#8220;S**t My Dad Says&#8221; is simply hilarious.  Read a few &#8216;Tweets&#8217; and you&#8217;ll see why they&#8217;ve gained such a huge following so quick.</p>
<p><a href="http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/s***mydadsays</a></p>
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