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Used Pizza For Sale On Craigslist!
Jan. 23, 2010, under Funny Craigslist Ads
“But wait! There’s MORE!” Who would want to pass up a perfectly good left-over, $12 pizza from a stranger on Craigslist? Count me in!
Swirly Sex Top Gun Style
Jan. 22, 2010, under Funny Craigslist Ads
OK, I’ve seen some weird fetishes, but this one is new to me. Swirly Sex with Hall & Oates + Highway To The Danger Zone?! If you haven’t heard the song, you can find the youtube video here. I love his last line most of all!
Guy Needs A Volunteer Vasectomy, Pro-Bono
Jan. 21, 2010, under Funny Craigslist Ads
Please no rookie doctors, I’m trying to find a reputable doctor to do my vasectomy pro-bono via Craigslist. I’ve actually got to admire this guy because at least he is trying to do the right thing and his pitch even makes sense…though his method of locating a ‘volunteer’ is a little questionable. I wish him much luck as his balls are on the line here – seriously.
Learn to spell if you’re going to complain about stupid people
Jan. 20, 2010, under Funny Facebook
I guess spell check wasn’t working that day. Next time use a dictionary and proof read to save yourself from becoming one of the ‘things’ you’re complaining about.
Smile! You’re at a funeral!
Jan. 19, 2010, under Funny Facebook
Nick’s Dead…Now Everybody Say Cheese!
UH, that would be NEIL Armstrong
Jan. 18, 2010, under Funny Facebook
Who’s laughing now?
Not too bright.
Jan. 17, 2010, under Funny Facebook
This guy deserves to get sick. First of all he doesn’t understand that eating raw chicken will make you sick and secondly he doesn’t know the difference between an illness and a fish. At least he’s gonna make $20…that may cover the co-pay to the doctor if he doesn’t have to go to the emergency room first.