what? what?  It’s got windows? and…. HOT WATER?  awww snap son I’m callin’ him tomorrow!

What a nice way to find a surrogate father. Actually this woman is trying to find another man who looks similar to her husband to knock her up.

What a loyal Woman…she would do anything so her man could keep his pride.

Who wouldn’t want a wife like this?

What a thoughtful gift…I wonder how many times that guy has done that before and actually gotten away with someone else paying his parking ticket?

“But wait! There’s MORE!” Who would want to pass up a perfectly good left-over, $12 pizza from a stranger on Craigslist? Count me in!

OK, I’ve seen some weird fetishes, but this one is new to me. Swirly Sex with Hall & Oates + Highway To The Danger Zone?! If you haven’t heard the song, you can find the youtube video here.  I love his last line most of all!

Please no rookie doctors, I’m trying to find a reputable doctor to do my vasectomy pro-bono via Craigslist. I’ve actually got to admire this guy because at least he is trying to do the right thing and his pitch even makes sense…though his method of locating a ‘volunteer’ is a little questionable. I wish him much luck as his balls are on the line here – seriously.

“Hey dude, remember that time when we got REALLY high and bought like, 1500 ladybugs on amazon.com?  That was like, SWEET!”

Reminds me of the time I got so high that I ate a taco from taco bell without unwrapping it.  mmmm, paper good.