“Hey dude, remember that time when we got REALLY high and bought like, 1500 ladybugs on amazon.com?  That was like, SWEET!”

Reminds me of the time I got so high that I ate a taco from taco bell without unwrapping it.  mmmm, paper good.

I like at the end of the ad when he says “please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.” How many people have experience in breaking little kids’ hearts by pretending to loose their dog? LOL…Great Pay though. I’d do it to get paid $500 for two hours worth of work!

I think I’m gonna send her an email.  If she asks me for money, I’m gonna wire her whatever she wants without question!!!  I mean, SHE’S THE PERFECT WOMAN!  My ex girlfriend had plenty of “FEMALETRAITS 1″, but she seriously lacked in the “FEMALETRAITS 2″ and “FEMALETRAITS 3″ department so I had to break up with her.

“So ya, my first time having sex was with a woman my Mom found for me on craigslist…. we got all “freaky – nawty” and then afterwards MY MOM had sex with her!”  This is just wrong on SO MANY levels.

Looking back, I’m very upset that I threw away that wetsuit I took a dump in…. I could’ve made me some BIG BUCKS man!

First of all, if this guy is in the chicken business why doesn’t he have a something like chicken cages and a truck? He isn’t even offering to pay for help, what the hell is he thinking? Ya I think I’ll spend my day off helping someone I don’t know move 1,243 chickens.

Just when I thought I have heard of every kinky, crazy fetish.
I CAN’T WAIT so see his craigslist ad after he discovers a wii remote….

http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/cas/1500976791.html