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New Meaning To The Word ‘Dumped’

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 07:43:24 +0000

O man, what a way to break-up. Lisa got ‘Dumped’ for taking one too many ‘HUGE dumps’ without flushing!

What Happened To You?

admin — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 00:38:46 +0000

I know that’s an unfortunate disease, but it saves money on hair cuts. OK, I know that had to spark a fire in someone’s ass….bring it on.

Learn to spell if you’re going to complain about stupid people

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 07:09:35 +0000

I guess spell check wasn’t working that day. Next time use a dictionary and proof read to save yourself from becoming one of the ‘things’ you’re complaining about.

I’m Really Not Your Son

admin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 02:10:26 +0000

This is another classic example of why your parents should not be on Facebook! Hit the jump for the entire conversation…

Tracy’s Dryspell Is Over

admin — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 02:03:09 +0000

I would totally hit that after about 1 beer half a keig! Well, it’s nice to know that Tracy’s dry-spell is over and her “love-cave” is open to Michael anytime. What do you think she’s referring to when she says ‘I’m glad you enjoyed my other puxxy’? (I think it means her pet kitten named Felix) I am inexplicably drawn totally appalled by that kind of stuff…

Please Believe Me Mrs. B!

admin — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:59:34 +0000

Ha Ha, this is hilariously scary. I wonder if Steven’s “hacked Facebook account” would have sent ‘Mrs. B’ a different reply if she was interested in his proposal? How do you think the friendship between Steven and Mrs. B’s son Jason is these days…LOL

hit the jump for the full convo…

Daddy’s Little Girl

admin — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 19:20:04 +0000

Another reason why your parents shouldn’t use Facebook.