Now that’s a “Priceless” Valentine’s Day gift. Let’s give this guy a “hand” for his sense of humor. No, wait. He doesn’t need any applause, he’s already got The Clap.

Well, do you think that was a fair trade? I don’t know, stuff crust supreme pizza is pretty good.

O man, what a way to break-up. Lisa got ‘Dumped’ for taking one too many ‘HUGE dumps’ without flushing!

Ha, That’s what he gets for doing those stupid Facebook Apps.

I know that’s an unfortunate disease, but it saves money on hair cuts. OK, I know that had to spark a fire in someone’s ass….bring it on.

Chuga Chuga, Chuga Chuga…Choo Choo!

Hey man, how are you & Shannon doing? O….OK . Isn’t social media great?