Now that’s a “Priceless” Valentine’s Day gift. Let’s give this guy a “hand” for his sense of humor. No, wait. He doesn’t need any applause, he’s already got The Clap.

Well, do you think that was a fair trade? I don’t know, stuff crust supreme pizza is pretty good.

O man, what a way to break-up. Lisa got ‘Dumped’ for taking one too many ‘HUGE dumps’ without flushing!

Hey man, how are you & Shannon doing? O….OK . Isn’t social media great?

This sorry dude hasn’t even kissed a girl in a year. His friend believes it may have something to do with the fact that his Facebook Profile picture is a Pokemon character… I think his friend is on to something here.

It looks like Steve is thrilled about becoming a Dad!

This is funny, yet sad at the same time. Poor Bastard.

EDIT:  admin #2 didn’t post this.  admin #1, If I wasn’t in Somalia wrestling panda bears, I’d come over there and bitch slap you!

admin #2 says, for the love of god, don’t waste 2:03 watching this!  If you REALLY must watch it, watch the first 3 seconds, then skip rapidly across the video like I did.  There, I just saved you approx 1:03 of your life!  Use it wisely, put extra cheese on your next sandwich.