Well, do you think that was a fair trade? I don’t know, stuff crust supreme pizza is pretty good.

OK, I’ve seen some weird fetishes, but this one is new to me. Swirly Sex with Hall & Oates + Highway To The Danger Zone?! If you haven’t heard the song, you can find the youtube video here.  I love his last line most of all!

Please no rookie doctors, I’m trying to find a reputable doctor to do my vasectomy pro-bono via Craigslist. I’ve actually got to admire this guy because at least he is trying to do the right thing and his pitch even makes sense…though his method of locating a ‘volunteer’ is a little questionable. I wish him much luck as his balls are on the line here – seriously.

“So ya, my first time having sex was with a woman my Mom found for me on craigslist…. we got all “freaky – nawty” and then afterwards MY MOM had sex with her!”  This is just wrong on SO MANY levels.

I would totally hit that after about 1 beer half a keig! Well, it’s nice to know that Tracy’s dry-spell is over and her “love-cave” is open to Michael anytime.  What do you think she’s referring to when she says ‘I’m glad you enjoyed my other puxxy’?  (I think it means her pet kitten named Felix) I am inexplicably drawn totally appalled by that kind of stuff…